The Kid in quotes:
- The Kid turned to me out of the blue and said, “I wish I had a brother.” To which I hastily replied, “Well, even if I had a baby now, he would be eight years younger than you, and not very much fun. I think what you want is a friend.” He thinks about it, “True. Can this friend live with us?”
- 4am, The Kid: “Mom! Mommy!! MOM!” Me: “Fofishjhst?” The Kid: “I love you Mommy!” Me: Mshft yrp too!” The Kid: ” Mommy, do you know why I love you?” Me: “whdpst?” The Kid: “Because you’re the sunshine that melts the ice.”
- “Mom, do Germans wear underwear?”
More to come soon!






Hi, The KID!
What up dog? Stay cool.